Tuesday, July 21, 2015

More Adventures in Online Dating

People are awesome. Also, they really need some basic lessons in grammar.

"Nice smiley, Kylie! Bet that gets some attention :)"
Really, dude? My name is right there.

"Hey baby I want you to call me daddy. Give me your kik please. :)"
No. No that won’t be happening.

"Hi! How are you? I'm Kait. Do you ever come to Bloomington?
May be a long shot but it'd be wise to read my profile. haha Worst case scenario, I get a polite no. lol ;)"
Against my better judgment I did go look at her profile. She said it would be wise. I thought maybe I was going to win something. I was not. It was a pretty big letdown honestly.

"Hi Ky, i would be interested in having you around, i am laid back, easy to get along, educated, fun and laughter, would love to grab food alongwith you. What do you think!!!"
1. My mom is the only one who gets to call me Ky. 2. How does one become laughter? 3. Please google the difference between a question mark and an exclamation point.

It`s really hard to start conversation with charming lady)
But I`ll try))
It`ll be really interesting to know more about you)"
What’s with the parentheses? Did you just have a stroke?

"you look beautiful inside and out I could see myself getting to know u better and showing u how a woman should be treated... like a princess :)"
How did you see my insides? Gross.

"Your way to pretty to be on this site what makes you wanna be on here just looking for friends or what"
My way too pretty. Also, what am I supposed to do with that? I am “on here” so are you saying I’m misusing my pretty in the real world or what?

"Good evening! I realize we are 1700 miles away but I just wanted to say you seem like an amazing woman and you are beautiful."
I mean, thanks I guess? But why on earth are you looking at my profile in California?

"Hello I don't mean to bother you and I don't mean to flirt and I'm sure you hear it from a lot of guys but I had to stop what I was doing and tell you I think your beautiful"
My beautiful. Also he sent the exact same message on two different days. Do you think he says this to all the girls?