Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Top Life Advice I've Been Given Slash Lessons I’ve Learned

1. Don’t cut in line.

2. Don’t pout; a bird will come land on your lip and then poop on your chin.

3. Don’t try to ride in a Cozy Coupe if you’re too big.

4. Save your tears for crying over the big things.

5. Check if there is a wasp on something before you grab it.

6. If the snow looks higher in one spot don’t assume it’s a hill, you will get stuck and have to have your grandpa come pull you out.

7. Bikes have breaks for a reason.

8. Bikes have breaks for a reason.

9. Bikes have breaks for a reason.

10. If the school corn looks too perfect it probably tastes nasty.

11. Once a year, go through your clothes and donate what you don’t wear.

12. Don’t let fear rule your life.

13. If something scares you keep confronting it until it doesn’t anymore.

14. Trust your gut.

15. Don’t give up.

16. Break the rules every once in a while.

17. Do not get caught when you are breaking said rules.

18. Drive carefully.

19. Make good choices.

20. Be there for your friends but don’t let their life dictate yours.

21. Don’t be a tramp.

22. Watch cartoons regardless of how old you are.

23. If you see a boy you like go up to him and say, “Hey, you’re cute, you should buy me dinner sometime.”

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