Okay friendly types, we need to have a talk. What I’m about to say may be the most controversial
post I’ve ever written. And that
includes the one I wrote about sucking at feminism. Potential controversy aside, it is something
that begs to be said. Okay, brace
yourself, here it comes…
Bacon does not belong on everything.
I’m sorry, I know this may come as a blow to some of you. It’s bacon, right? What could be bad? I’m glad you asked. I’ve seen bacon themed items and recipes
popping up all over and for a while I was able to handle it. Bacon cupcake, okay, fine, kind of kitschy,
we’ll let that go. Bacon candle, we’re
approaching unnecessary bacon-age here but I’ll ignore. But today went too far. They’d already bacon bastardized cupcakes, but
this was just too much. I mean, at least
cupcakes are already unhealthy; they didn’t need to do this. It didn’t need to happen.
There is no reason for that!
Corn on the cob is delicious all on its own! It in no way needs bacon. In fact, I firmly believe the bacon would
serve as a detriment to the pure deliciousness of the corn! Anyway, I just needed to say something. And in case you’re still unconvinced about the bacon pandemic, see the
photos below.
Yes you read that right, bacon bandages. This didn't need to happen! |
Bacon shoes because, you know. |
In case you're not attracting enough meat eating animals. |
Not cute. |
No. Just no. |
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