Recently I have been having some serious issues with
choosing the correct words while talking.
The only other time I have had this was last year when I had somewhat
addled my brain by contracting the flu. It’s like I know what I want to say but then
these other words come out of my mouth. For example:
I was out with my roommate the other night. A friend texted me something really long and,
aloud, I said “Man, he sent me back a small novel.” Except that’s not what I said, that’s not what
I said at all. Instead I said, “Man, he
sent me back a small llama.” Llama?
Where does that even come from? I guess
the words maybe sound a little alike? Novel…llama… kinda? But I digress.
Take two, the other night I was sitting in my living room and
one of my roommates asked me to text one of our friends about getting dinner on
Friday. I said, “Okay I will, I just can’t
find my phone.” Except I did not say
phone. I said pants. Which was absurd because I was wearing my
pants. I was in the living room for
goodness sake. I was totally wearing my
pants! But apparently I could not find
them?
Anyway, that’s about all I’ve got. Maybe later today I’ll say something else
absurd and have to edit this. Only time
will tell.
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