Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Emails I Wish I Could Send


Sometimes in my work life I encounter people who I just really want to send a helpful and informative email.  Some of these potential emails are listed below.

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Dear Company X,

I do not need twice a day updates from you.  I just don't.  I seldom even look at them anymore because you send so so many.

Fix that,
Kyley

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Dear Blank,

Throughout our correspondence over the past few days it has come to my attention that I find you intolerable. I’m sorry but you are on your own now.

Cheers,
Kyley

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Dear Blank,

Contrary to popular belief I cannot read minds. I apologize for the massive inconvenience this places in your life but please take comfort in the fact that it pains me at well.

All the best,
Kyley

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Dear Blank,

I know this might be hard for you to understand but I am not, in fact, your beck and call girl. Have you seen Pretty Woman? I’d need to be getting paid a lot more each week if you expect me to drop everything I’m doing whenever you need something done.

Xox,
Kyley

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