Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Stop Pimping Out the Intern

Update, work is getting crazy. I’m currently working on two and a half out of department projects as well as a few dealing with marketing. This being said, I’ve drawn a connection between being an intern and being a hooker. Now don’t think about that too much or you’ll wander into a realm I want you to STAY AWAY from. There is nothing illicit happening at my internship! However…

If we think in terms of time and how a pimp arranges things for the hookers he manages, I’m totally under the power of an internship pimp! I have so many different people from tons of different departments coming and asking me for help on projects. Don’t get me wrong, I like being busy and I like the things I’m doing, but I find the situation comical.

I may need to pull a Pretty Woman and remind my boss that, “I say who, I say when, I say how much!” Oh wait… the intern gets to say none of those things… clearly intern is fancy name for business prostitute (not to be confused with a geisha).

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